The State of the Union-- translated excerpts.

"Now you hear me, in my inimitably eloquent way, use a lot of words like "destiny", "dreams", "hope", "spirit of bipartisanship", "change"---and please notice how often I hold my chin up at an approximately 32-degree angle, using my body language to help sell this bilge... My homey, CD-Rahm Emanuel, says that's one of my most effective selling tactics... it takes a big man to admit when he's wrong, unlike a certain predecessor in the White House who will remain nameless...but I won't play the blame game---but I have at times been known to play the Name Game , you know Mary Mary Bo Fairy Banana Fana Fo Fairy... Lets do Chuck! On second thought, bad idea!...Yes, there have been many mistakes...but, cut me some slack here folks, I've only been following the agenda of some VERY rich and VERY powerful white men who made it rather clear that if I didn't, I'd be the first black president to be buried next to JFK, with no Eternal Flame, but a degrading and racist Eternal Neon Bar and Grill sign...I say to you,the unprecedented millions who voted for me, who believed in the Dream...well dream on!!

Thank you and I bless America!!