Too Small to Fail

*** One station I hear is having a special 24-hour marathon for bi-polar personalities---alternating episodes of Marcus Welby and House.


*** The warden at the prison where Bernie Madoff is serving 602 consecutive life sentences, is reportedly perplexed over how Madoff got all the inmates' cigarettes, girlie magazines, pot, playing cards and chewing gum in his cell.

*** Sometimes I wonder if you can really fully know your children---i was with my son while he was filling out a job application the other day---when he got to the Gender box, he asked me "Hey, is there still time to choose??" .

*** So the Supreme Court has decided by a vote of 5-4 that, not only are corporations "people"---with First Amendment Rights!! (pause for laughter) , and as such...wait for it...can donate however many gazillion dollars they friggin' want to candidates in pursuit of their quest to, if I may borrow from Mel Brooks, Engulf and Devour the World!! (pause for sobbing, wailing and lamentations

*** So, J.D. Salinger dead at 91--- Damn!! I guess there won't be any more books from him!!

*** And double damn---Howard Zinn gone at 87, the author of that seminal revisionist work "A People's History of the United States".
Lesser known is that other book written by the FBI, called A United States History of Howard Zinn.

*** Microsoft is marketing Kramden Software designed to belligerently throw Norton Anti-virus out of the computer.