A Sunday Kinda Blog

One of my shrinks once said, "I'm not going to babysit you much longer!" I got so mad I threw my alphabet blocks at him!

The Red State, tea-party populism's gettin' a little scary---I'm starting to hear talk of a Sarah Palin--Larry the Cable Guy ticket in 2012.

Boy, the lack of respect among a lot of Republicans for Obama is getting serious---several were reported saying "Throw him under the back of the bus!"

Business week reports that the Olive Garden chain is determined to become to Italian food what Home Depot is to hardware---internal memoes apparently has the executives talking about getting rid of the " 'Mama and Papa' restaurants."

Bowing to pressure from advocacy groups, Disney has agreed to change the name of the mute Dwarf from the offensive Dopey, to " Intelligence Vocalization-Challenged".

Most dermatologists will tell you that "A watched boil never pops!"

I don't know. I'm skeptical. I mean his family reporting that J.D. Salinger, shortly before his death was infused with new enthusiasm and planning a to write a series of books along the order of the Harry Potter and the Twilight series!

Reports are that George Bush has gone AWOL from the Haiti assignment given him by President Obama. Bush sources claimed that it was just temporary, as he had several Motivational speaking engagements to fulfill.