*** I heard about a new book by an ex-Mouseketeer who described how it was working on The Mickey Mouse Club after his increasingly obvious female co-star had to leave. It’s called ” Working Without Annette”.
*** By the way, does Mickey Mouse's girlfriend by Minnie-Pads?
*** You know times are tough--- Disney World and The International Astronomical Society both laid off Pluto.
*** Probably only a man could have coined the phrase “A member in good standing”.
*** That book “The Secret” really works---carless for many months, I imagined, as the book suggested , for 20 minutes a day, that I was behind the wheel of a BMW—it worked--- yesterday one ran me over.
*** An Indian bartender was fired for charging people $24 for a Manhattan.
*** I played Chopin last night---Chopin lost.
*** Boy, those medical examiners---they sure have their work cut out for them.
*** I thought I knew how to work all the angles with women---I just couldn’t get to the curves.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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