*** I read in an article that while making the remake of The Postman Always Rings Twice, Jessica Lange said at first that making love with Jack Nicholson in the kitchen was stictly off the table.
*** I have a dyslexic friend who answers a joke with OLO!
*** Wait a minute--- a Tony Bennett and Tom Waits duet??
*** Aspiring actress cousin Ariel---she just landed the role of Godot in Beckett's play.
*** My Uncle Max---what a crook!!—even when he gets sick he steals people’s diseases---so far it’s been Bell’s Palsy, Hodgkin’s Disease, Huntington’s Chorea, Addison’s Disease…
*** I hear the ultimate curse one can swear on someone in cyberworld is,”May your Caps shift to lower case, and vice-versa on alternate typing attempts!!”---diabolical!!
*** Niece Sultrina---now she’s pole-dancing in the NY subway!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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