*** I read that an exasperated Albert Einstein once berated his uncomprehending colleagues "Alright exactly what part of Energy equals Mass times Constant squared don't you understand??!!!
*** I told my doctor that I felt sleepy all day and often took naps--he said I was drinking too much decaf.
*** TBS network executives issued an abject policy to Georger Lopez, whose late night talk show begins soon---It seems oner of the CEO’s said that they expected Lopez to “really bring in the lettuce for us!”
*** Back in the rugged old days gold prospectors went through all manner of hardships and deprivations to get that precious metal---nowadays they have it mailed to them!!
*** Many Southern Republicans and Democrats say that President Obama is “outside the loop”—One of them added ominously, “We intend to fix that soon enough!!”
*** One thing I can say for niece Sultrina---she was always very fleet-footed. As soon as the fleet came in she footed it over there!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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