*** I hear that one of my nephews is going through an adolescent identity crisis.
On applications where he's asked to check his gender, he’s been putting a question mark.
*** I know a woman so depressed she reads Sylvia Plath to cheer up.
*** I know a guy who’s really against Israel’s policies---he’s having a tree planted in his name in Palestine.
*** So David Ogden Stiers of MASH fame has recently confessed that he’s gay---uh, David, I think that horse left the closet years ago. Who’s the next one to shock us? David Hyde-Pierce??
*** I read that at NAACP Awards someone stole a plaque that was going to be given to Morgan Freeman---a spokesman said, “Apparently someone neglected to keep their eyes on the prize”.
*** Uncle Izzy is under professional observation again. They caught him setting up a “Tribute to the Great Jack Lescoulie” website.
*** Those rappers Public Enemy still have a very militant attitude---they refuse to have their CDs re-mastered.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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