*** I always liked that line from Alfie where Michael Caine tells the audience , ‘If you get a woman laughing, you’re half way there with her!” Unfortunately he forgot to say that it helps if you look like Michael Caine.
*** When push comes to shove, I’m usually sprawled awkwardly on the ground about 14 feet from my attacker.
*** My crazy Uncle Izzy always wound up in the stockade during WW II.
One time he was talking so loudly to another soldier, no one could hear their sargent's orders. He was charged with Disturbing the War.
*** Leno has a new bit where he asks a famous people ten stupid questions.
Man, now he's stealing from Larry King!
*** I was tinkling on the ivories the other day and asked my wife if she had any requests. “Yeah,” she said. “How much you think we can get for that keyboard??”
*** “Unleash the dogs of war and cry havoc!”---man, that Shakespeare could sure write movie titles!!
*** Lately I like to think of myself as a man’s man---well, back to therapy!!
*** News is that Connie Francis is releasing a box set of her complete recordings. It's called "The Tears of My Tracks".
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The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
Connie Francis also has a new song called, "Where the Old Men Are"
LOLWJ!!!
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