Mother, May I Sleep with Dangerfield?

*** I saw a show about a Jewish motorcycle gang the Hell’s Accountants. One year, they took control of and terrorized a small town. town. They forced the petrified citizens to submit flagrantly fraudulent tax returns to the IRS.

*** I won’t say the wife and I have been fighting a lot, but Obama penciled us in after the Middle East.

*** Carly Simon, is releasing a very introspective and retrospective CD, “I’m So Vain, I said You Were So Vain, But I Was Really Talking About Myself!” She also revealed, in a shocker of an interview, that the subject of her famous 1972 hit was Arnold Stang.

*** If Mackenzie Phillips’ father were alive today, I bet John Phillips Sues ‘er!

*** What ever happened to Richard Lamparski??

*** New networking site for Grafitti artists—Defacebook.com.


*** Cyber terms are really permeating our language . Yesterday I heard someone say, “You can take your idea and cut and paste it you know where!!

*** A whacko conspiracy-nut acquaintance of mine is working on a book asserting that 50’s sci-fi perennials William Lundigan and Herb Marshall , were in fact, the same person. “His previous shot at a book like that was a non-starter “Why You Never See Jeff Daniels and Bill Pullman Together!!”


The New Webster’s Dictionary is being put together by a pothead---it’s in High Definition.


*** I like to think of myself as the rugged John Wayne type---I still drink Classic Coke straight up!!

*** Astrologically speaking, I’m a Fire sign and my wife is Water---put us together, and the gas…!!


*** I’m proud to announce that my first book will be issued by Flybinyte Publishing--a reputable firm I'm told. I don't know, they asked me to submit a "biography"--just my name and credit card number??

*** I saw one of those reality prison shows. It was about one Illinois convict who was known as an ardent seducer of his fellow inmates—it was titled Romeo and Joliet.