Sometime Next Week, Voyager

*** My cheap Uncle Isaac does very well for himself---if only he hadn’t let his family starve to death!

*** According to my almanac, Carmen Miranda was the first person to slip on a banana peel.

*** Well, this was a shock--- I’ve been named Non-Worker of the Year by the Unemployment Insurance Department.
The certificate said, "A reading of Harris's curricula vitae convinced us that his being out of social society is of inestimable benefit to us as a whole"- I'm blushing!

*** I won’t say the wife and I have been fighting a lot, but Obama penciled us in after the Middle East.

*** Great, I heard that I've come under the attention of
CSI: Blogsites.


*** These are violent times---I heard my nephew belongs to the school’s Extreme Chess Club.

*** My doctor said he’s like me to go on a Drug Holiday.“Been there, done that!!” I said.

*** I hear there’s some optimistic news from our school system---they’re beginning to identify a now small struggling segment of students they’re calling “Neo-Intelligent”.

*** I'm happy to hear that my blog is getting a lot of word of mouth--hey, I don't care if they're 4-letter words, I'll take 'em!