Parsley Sage Baby Rose Marie and Timmy

His High Holiness/ and the man with a joke a second, Krishna Morty knows how deeply disappointed you must be to see that I have changed to a new time slot ---All day MONDAYS- yes, that day when so many employees (well, less and less actually) must face the cruel oppressive rigors of Monday----waking up in the morning and starting to consider the upside of suicide---your body feeling 15 years older than it did two days ago, your brain benumbed and fogged--- in brief, "It really blows!"
It is then that the faith affirming, spiritual booster-shot of the comedy of your-Tops-in-Tao, Krishna Morty is most needed.
(Utterly irrelevant is that your most humble truly, was informed by his talent agency, Murray and Jan, that Monday is where the action is and I should try to cash in on some of that Internet gold--and the babes that'll be lined up...um...er...hum... )

Anyway, running out of ado, here's the comedy of Arnie Harris, a man who I thought was unburdening himself to me when he said "It's a painful and aching void " your Transcendalness.
When I put a consoling hand on his shoulder, he said, "Yeah and the void is rheumatism!!--- Tell 'em what he wins Don Pardo!
Don Pardo, huh?? How did the Justice Department Organized Crime Division miss this guy??"

See You Monday---his Honorable Revered Omnipotent (and impotent) Holiness Krishna Morty.
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*** I’ll be honest ---I’m losing faith in the company I chose to print my book,
Flybinyte Publishing.
The editor sent me an e-mail saying, “Yoor manyouskript look perrfec two uss!”

*** According to my almanac, Carmen Miranda was the first person to slip on a banana peel.

*** Well, this was a shock--- I’ve been named Non-Worker of the Year by the Unemployment Insurance Department.

*** I won’t say the wife and I have been fighting a lot, but Obama penciled us in after the Middle East.

*** These are violent times---I heard my nephew belongs to the school’s Extreme Chess Club.

*** My doctor said he’d like to put me on a Drug Holiday---“Been there, done that!!” I informed him.

*** I hear there’s some optimistic news from our school system---they’re beginning to identify a now small, but growing segment of students they’re calling “Neo-Intelligent”.

*** I’ve contacted a demolition team. The shrink told me I have set up an outer wall to defend my inner stone barriers.