BULLETIN!!
Massive breakout reported at San Quentin---National Guard flies in thousands of gallons of Clearasil.
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*** That show Monsterquest kills me---they spend an hour tingling your spine over some mysterious, terrifying creature that by the end of the program they prove doesn't exist.
*** Remember when those ads used to say "9 out of 10 doctors agree that 'zygaxilopin' works best!"?
Well, judging by how many of those meds have been found ineffective and/or harmful, I say lets find that 10th doctor!
*** I hate that my parents made me wear braces as a kid---they refused to believe I didn't have polio!
*** It wasn't hard for me to determine the strength of people's religious beliefs in the area I moved to---I
can't tell you how many said when meeting me, "Sweet Jesus!"
*** Okay, now look at what Obama's started with a cheap, but innocent , PR stunt.
I heard Rodney King called the President and asked what day he and the 5 officers who beat him "are gonna have a kegger!"
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
I hear that nine out of ten doctors worked for Michael Jackson.
Good one!!
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