*** Bed bath and Beyond are starting a new line honoring Jimi Hendrix---"All Along the Wash Towels".
*** My grandfather's always bragging about how good his memory is for a 98-year-old. He claims he can remember the exact year and date he got Alzheimer's.
*** Crazy Uncle Iggy was arrested for grave robbing in a pet cemetery---seems he had a fetish with collecting squeeze toys.
*** Holding a cold steak to my eye again---I told my wife I love having her as my life partner, but couldn't she be a silent one?
*** I read that they called that actress, right after she set the mararhon dance record during the Depression, Reeking Havoc.
*** Tragedy in L.A. yesterday. A man was standing on a ledge threatening to jump when The Price is Right's announcer Johnny Wilson happened on the scene and, out of habit, yelled "Come on down!!"
*** I got lucky with the wife last night---I was able to make a triple word score worth 81 points!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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