*** Closed-Caption is a Godsend. How many great British films I would have missed without it.
*** I read that friends and family members of perfectionist composer, Mussorgsky told him to leave Gudonov alone.
*** Is it just me , but why isn't Obama in jail for holding up the banks.
*** I told my wife I'd 'slay dragons' for her. She said, "Why don't you start with the one that's breathing through your mouth!"
*** The younger generation isn't' well informed. I had to explain to my son why it might be a bad idea to have an Italian girlfriend named Andrea Doria.
*** Well my sister tipped off her Father's Day gift to me. She asked me what size tie I wore.
*** I wish my wife would get off my back about finding a job. She's now calling me the Matinee Idle.
*** I read this nut walked into a bank with a bomb strapped to his body. He made them an offer they couldn't defuse.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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