Yes I Can't

*** One thing I can say about our alky Uncle Moe---he was always there to lift our spirits---after he left we couldn't find one damn bottle!

*** My son!! He just closed on a house---now he can't get in!


*** My fan club just doubled---the guy had himself
cloned.

*** After saying goodbye after lunch, Savador Dali and Luis Bunuel would say, "Hey, it's been surreal!!"

*** Well, my sister ruined my Father's Day surprise---she asked me, "What size tie do you wear??

*** I read that close friends of perfectionist composer Mussorgsky told him to leave Gudonov alone!

*** Thank God for close caption---without it I would have missed so many great British films.

*** I told my wife "I'd slay dragons for her" She said. "Fine! Right now can you take care of that one that's breathing through your mouth!!"

*** Why isn't Obama being arrested for holding up the banks!