Sabbath, Bed and Beyond

*** I read the Quakers favorite film is Robin Hood: Mennonites.

*** Little known fact is that the name Mormon is derived from the early pleadings of the women of the sect, "More Men!!"

*** The Mormons believe that a man cannot go to heaven unless he's married.
Many men see that as the introduction to hell!

*** We're starting to get rid of unpleasant household orders---my wife is taking cooking lessons.

*** You notice these days that the many movie soundtracks are often better than the films?
I saw a film advertised,"the movie from the soundtrack CD "Failure to Launch".

*** I read a bio of a famous crooner who made millions selling bootleg whiskey which was transported in a a now defunct automobile---it's called "Crosby, Stills and Nash".

*** I guess you're never too old! I know a woman who calls herself a "Classic Rock Groupie". She's 63!

*** I guess it's kaput for one of the pioneer California rock groups.
First they were the Jefferson Airplane; then the Jefferson Starship, and now alas, they're the Jefferson Receivership.