My last few Incarnations I was in Bad Shape, but I'm Okay Now...

*** Hey, how ya all doin'?? ---like I care---nah, I kid.
If Krishna Morty can be serious for a second---there's a first time for everything,

Yesterday, one of my flock, quite distraught, asked me how we are to deal with the sudden passings of accomplished luminaries in the the world of show biz.
I remind them that as part of the Great Transcendent Spirit's plan, it was time for these people to end their sojourn here in the world of Maya, leaving behind the message---okay, Farrah, maybe not so much---leading others to Nirvana.
And, oh, by the way---let us not forget that back here on Earth it's always a good career move.
Why, your humble sage and savant himself has just ordered the "Michael Jackson Box Set: 1971---2009"--last week, on Amazon it was $2.78. Now it's $65.00. I mean..

Ed McMahon, I fear, according to my spirit world emissaries, has already begun paying his Karmic debt by being hectored non-stop by hucksters, con men, pitchmen and snake oil salesmen of all manner.
In addition, he must not laugh, or even crack a smile when someone tells him truly hilarious jokes.
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Hear the one about the beggar who was excellent at getting food through effusive flattery? He favored curry, so he curried favor. (Can I get tambura shot?) -No??!

My success and growing world renown humbles me: I recently had an audience with the Pope. Yeah, he had great seats---5th row, center!

Speaking of the current Pope, I say, "So what? What if he was a member of the Hitler Youth long ago? We are not hear to judge others. The Nuremberg folks did that!!" But I kid his Holiness !!

But I love my gigs on the road. A bonus is that it's so silent in the rooms I can catch up with my meditation.

Nah, my appearances attract people of all faiths--- recently during a run at Uncle Chuckles House of Ecumenical Hilarity many interesting things occurred.
-- A Hindu broke 9 years of avowed silence to heckle me.
-- A Christian forgot his teachings and cast the first stone.
-- A Jew complained "For this I broke the Sabbath??!
-- A Muslim was so upset he ate pork ribs and threw the bones at me.
-- A Scientologist claimed that at that very moment I was being heckled in the Andromeda Nebula.

Thanks , you been great. Don't do anything Buddha wouldn't do.
I'll be at the Karma-dy Shack all week.