Stout Rain

•THIS IS NEWS TO ME:

"Starting Point: Faulty wiring in Iraq and executions in America"---man that is lousy wiring!!

• "Police corral 30 cows after farm escape ends on busy road"---"The farmer was crying over split milk," say cops.

"Utah boy sets record by keeping 43 snails on his face"--- Damn him!! I did 41 just yesterday!!--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
*** My shrink says I suffer from Social Anxiety---I vehemently disagreed-. "Hey, I got enough of my own, thank you!!"

*** We decided to take up a green lifestyle---we envy just about everyone!

*** Last time I text message without my glasses---I sent Charles Manson a candy-gram.

*** I think someone's tryin' to rip me off---anyone ever hear of contact reading lenses?!

*** I wouldn't say our property's drenched, but I went out this morning and there were Vietnamese peasants harvesting rice.