Slow Muse Day

*** Tech Support said I probably couldn't defragment my computer after I smashed it to bits with a sledge hammer.

*** Reportedly one of The Simpsons' cartoonists quit in a salary dispute. Said the animator, "I ain't gonna work on Maggie's form no more!"

*** It's really wet around here---I went out and got attacked by Somali pirates!

*** I met a guy who said he caught my act in St. Augustine---says he's been on a regimen of antibiotics ever since.

*** Oh great. I have a fan who writes me letters---he has OCD ---I get four every day!