*** I bought an instant bong yesterday--- you just add water.
*** "No matter what, we'll always have Paris...." Hilton!
*** President Obama is facing criticism for expanding the war not only in Afghanistan, but now Pakistan. An administration spokesman assured the nation that this will be "Obama's Last Stan"!
*** If Obama is not gonna make any real change, does he at least have any to spare?
*** This Internet age is really getting out of control. I hear people are sending suicide e-mails now!
*** Condoleezza Rice answered a fourth-grader who asked her about torture by saying "We were fighting bad people who wanted to kill us and we had to keep Americans safe"---interestingly, this is exactly the same way she explainedit to George Bush.
*** While the Swine Flu scare seems to be unwarranted, Germany has had a sudden outbreak of "Schweinhundt Flu"
*** Rush Limbaugh was forced to apologize effusively to his listeners. He was caught telling the truth!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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