Tip a Canoe and the Titanic Too

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:•
"Miami priest loses job after photos with woman surface"... with a woman"??

• "NYC police to question Kiefer Sutherland over head-butt claims"--- 24 notwithstanding, I never thought of him as a butthead.

• Obama: "Encouraging signs, but jobless rate is 'sobering toll'"---well, why the hell was he drunk??•

"Was swine flu's threat overhyped? Health officials say no"---

Reminds me of the Swine Flu scare during Ford's administration and everyone was taking shots for something that never occurred. Therefore, the shot was a cure for which there was no known disease!

• "Study: Overeating, not poor exercise, to blame for U.S. obesity"---Ya mean, they pay people to come up with these conclusions?
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*** In the spirit of Oceans 12, they're doing a remake of the 60's Lee Marvin war film in which he commanded 12 convicts---"The Baker's Dirty Dozen".

*** My sister! her husband told her he was getting her a Blackberry for her birthday. "She said, "Thank you darling, but I really prefer grapes!"

*** I told my shrink that i have a recurring dream in which I'm being chased.
He asked, "Was it right after a stand-up gig??" Smart guy!

*** He told me my humor stems from self-loathing. "I must really hate my myself!!"
I cried out in distress. He soothed me, "Now, now---you're not that funny!!"