*** I am very critical of a guru colleague who tells his followers that the best way to learn about and understand the idea of Karma is to watch "My Name is Earl".
*** My wife chides me when I sometimes exasperatingly complain that my purpose is to "help squares realized that life is a circle".
*** Our lives are an endless cycle of birth, death, rebirth, death, rebirth, death, rebirth...think Kenny on South Park.
*** Nirvana is the bliss that attends the idea that one will never have to come back again---you know, like your parents' house for Thanksgiving.
*** It is true that Muslims, when faced with a moral dilemma, ask themselves, "What would Mohammed do?"
*** The aim of meditation is to achieve a perfect silence---an experience I know well from doing stand-up!
*** Some people , it is true, choose to meditate to the soothing sounds of nature and music. My personal preference is any Black Metal Zombie CD.
*** Unlike the Hindus, I do not believe that we are reincarnated as cows---however, seeing my fat aunt Shirley sometimes gives me cause to reconsider.
*** In meditation one seeks the Perfect Still---kinda like the one my grandfather had up in West Virginia.
*** I have seen, in the mountains of Tibet, mystics actually levitating---have you never seen the enlightened Davids, Blaine and Copperfield?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Why didn't Ray Walston have to go to Tibet when he levitated?
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