Michelle, Oba Ma Belle...

*** I read yesterday that there are more millionaires now than ever. Unfortunately, they used to be billionaires.

*** I asked my wife if she thought I think too much. She said, "Well, I know one thing for sure--- you think way too much of yourself!"

*** That new Vin Diesel film, Fast and Furious apparently is a stinker---the theater's are emptying fast and the audience is furious.!

*** Another bad economic indicator---"The Pottery Barn" is now in an actual barn.

*** I heard of a film critic---he's an extreme right-wing Kennedy hater. His favorite movie of all time is the Zapruder film!

*** The Army recently held a bugler competition. The winner was named Tops in Taps.

*** Sen. Ted Kennedy threw out the first pitch yesterday at the Red Sox opener. Doctors are still optimistic about his progess, even though he threw the ball to third base.

*** Last NFL football season, a weary trainer was heard to mutter, "Dislocation! Dislocation! Dislocation!"

*** I think the doctor was very insensitive when he informed my uncle of his terminal condition by advising him to buy only a "Two-Month Planner"!