*** My crazy Uncle Izzy was always uprooting his family and moving every few years. He thought he was in the military.
*** I read they call the public restrooms in Tijuana, "The Halls of Montezuma's Revenge".
*** I know this guy who's an amphetamine addict. He has his dealer on speed dial.
*** I had mental problems when I was a child---I thought I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
*** My wife didn't appreciate that comment I made, "You're the woman I'm waiting for all my life!"
*** I read the military doctors who treated the Canine Corps. are forming a new organization: Veterinarians of Foreign Wars.
*** It seems there was this foot fetishist, who endeared himself to women with his particular desire---he always got off on the right foot.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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