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THIS IS NEWS TO ME:
" On Mexico trip, Obama to offer solidarity in escalating drug war"-- ya mean, they're gonna go after the corrupt DEA agents? •
" Maersk Alabama sailors back with families after pirate ordeal"---on second thought said one, the pirate ordeal was more fun.•
"New York governor introduces bill to allow gay marriage"---"'Typical of those atheistic, commie , egghead Jew bastards"'says Sarah Palin on 60 Minutes.•"
Mich. group says FBI asked Muslims to spy on Islamic leaders"--why those lousy no good turnburkhas!!
"Controversial school plan takes away some kids' hot lunches"---don't they even get a few bites first??
"'My Way' is most popular song at funerals, poll finds"---Heh! I would have put my money on "Don't Let Me Down"!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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