*** Those news channels like CNN and Fox drive me nuts. There's a newscaster; a news crawl at the bottom of the screen; on top of that the stock ticker; in the corner sports scores; weather in another---just too much clashing information all at once to make sense of---like listening to Robin Williams perform.
*** My nephew and his fiancee broke off their engagement. She's an atheist---he's an agnostic. They couldn't agree on what religion to not raise the kids in.
*** "When you get caught between the moon and New York City"? I think the best that you can do is go on a diet.
*** "Don't Stop Thinking About Tomorrow!"??---great, don't I have enough obsessions??
*** Well, my aspiring actress cousin, Ariel, turned down an offer to be in "The Vagina Monologues"---she told the producer she couldn't do ventriliquism.
*** Poor Somali pirates---they got the Seals of Disapproval.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Well, I guess that Ariel could go into radio.
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