APRIL FOOL!!

*** The economy will be fixed by the very same people who helped destroy it.

*** M. Night Shyamalan, realizing that the Gothic genre isn't working for him anymore, is reportedly shooting remakes of the Beach Blanket movies.

*** Madison Avenue will change its ways and start making commercials that don't insult the intelligence of a mentally-challenged yak.

*** Before his next press conference, President Obama will sing a soulful, "Nobody Knows the Trouble I Seen".

*** Chef Emeril LaGasse will announce on an upcoming show that he's now a "made man".

*** Three and a Half Men will be named the all-time funniest sitcom in TV history.

*** George W. Bush, in his book, will admit to all his mistakes and crimes as president.

*** Senator Barney Frank has been signed to play Elmer Fudd in an upcoming Looney Tunes movie, opposite Jenna Elfman as Bugs Bunny.

*** Keith Olbermann and Bill O'Reilly will reporedly take a vacation house together this summer on Fire Island.

*** For a special 70th Anniversary edition of The Philadelphia Story, Robert F. Kennedy Jr., will dub in some additional off-screen dialogue for Katherine Hepburn.