*** When I finished playing the piano piece I announced, "That was Chopin's Etude in B-flat." "The whole thing sounded flat to me!." my wife said.
*** I read a book about how England's National Pastime has caught on in a Middle East nation. It's called Yemeni Cricket.
*** Sadly, due to the economy, and the springing up of new "Hoovervilles", many people's pain is intense.
*** Popular joke going around at gatherings of Masochists. "A guy came up to me and said he hadn't had a bite in three days. So , I let him bite me!"
*** I wonder how many married couples' song is "I'm Happy to be Stuck with You"?---I mean, does it get more Romantic??
*** I read that last Chrismas many racist rednecks, ignorant of its content, bought as presents the DVD, "Barack Obama Goes to Africa".
*** President Obama trading cards? How does that work? "Here he is with his chin uptilted from the left--here from the right". I hear there are George Bush cards too---they come with housing bubble gum.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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