Monday, March 30, 2009

Man of La Munchies

THIS IS NEWS??
Report: N. Korea may also be preparing for second missile test--- Officals say they hope to find first missile.

• Thousands of toxic toads killed in Australia--- Hey, the federal government would have bought 'em up!!
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*** UPS announced today that, while they're not exactly financially in the black, they are in the Brown.

*** Last year' business cycle went through to the Fourth Quarter, and then---Sudden Death!

*** Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner angrily responded to comments that he looks like Robert Stack in The Untouchables. "Besides, believe me, I'm the last thing from 'untouchable!'---if you get my meaning!"

*** There's a new dating website for musicians---E-flat Harmony.

*** Another troubling sign for the economy: Better Homes and Gardens has changed its names to Better Gardens.

*** Hulk Hogan said his favorite song was You Really Gotta Hold on Me.

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