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*** Sometimes I am asked, "Krishna Morty, why are there no women gurus?" I answer, "A woman's place is Ohm, Ohm at the Oven Range."
I am accused of being a male chauvinist. My wife never complains---I made her take a vow of silence!

*** My female cosmic partner must be there for me when I come home after I speak all day of how the All is Within Us. Is it any wonder that I come home all in?

*** My Native-American Shaman friend gave me a small dreamcatcher---I thought it was a Polish diaphragm.

*** It is true that the last instruction you are given before being reincarnated is, "Get a life!"

*** Some say it is unfair that they are paying for sins and misdeeds performed in a previous unremembered life. I always tell them , "You cannot fight the Cosmic Office of Statutes of Limitations!!"
Is it so unlike paying , in the form of losing a paternity suit (by the way I thought she was 18!) for something you did one night in a state of drunken oblivion?
However, the Holy Space Aliens have a saying, "What happens on Vega, stays on Vega!!"

*** The Buddha tells us "Your Enemy is your Teacher"---something we all learned when we went to school.

*** We must be aware that all life is sacred and must not be killed---okay, except for maybe Bernie Madoff and fire ants!!

Namaste!!