*** Topol's STILL doing Fiddler on the Roof?! I guess singing "If Were a Rich Man" for 40 years has made him a rich man.
*** My shrink says I'm a complex person---I have about 8 of 'em!
*** I once met this wild girl who was tracking Bigfoot. "You know what they say about big feet!" she explained.
*** My alky Uncle Izzy blames his problem on Judaism, and what he calls "their damn 'Prayer for Wine!"
*** I was visiting him on that rainy day yesterday. It was pouring outside and he was pouring inside.
*** I didn't have the greatest pick-up lines in my day. I mean, "So, how much do you weigh?" never worked.
*** Speaking of Lucy Arnaz--- there's someone who wasn't taking any chances with the power of her parents' names.
*** I read that Robert Benchley often wore a parka on his head---her name was Dorothy.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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