Going Off the Depends

THIS IS NEWS TO ME

"Obama wants high-paying, high-skill jobs in future"(AP) ---man, some people are NEVER satisfied!!
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*** It's just not true that "you can't fight City Hall!" You'll get your ass kicked, but you can fight them.

*** We won't have to remember to turn off our lights March 28 for Earth Hour---the power company's gonna do it for us!

*** Another bad sign: Good Housekeeping has changed its name to Good Luck Keeping Your House".

*** Reports are that George W. Bush will get $7 million for his memoirs. Hmmm, that should work out to about a million bucks a page, large print. I understand the working title is, What I did on My Eight -Year Vacation.

*** My sister got hit by a car again. I told her, "Remember, always look both ways before crossing!", She said, "I did! First Up and then Down!"

*** A female comic wrote about what a thrill and honor it was for Johnny Carson to call her over to the couch after her set. Actually, she confessed, that was the second time she was on his couch that day.