*** Apparently aging Queen Elizabeth is a bit out of touch. When she was introduced to Barack Obama, she asked him which African nation he represented.
*** Michelle Obama raised some eyebrows when she told foreign dignitaries at the G-20 Summit that she had been busy "Pimping the White House."
*** And Sarah Palin is in the news again---WHY??
*** Reportedly George Bush was not amused by Will Ferrell's recent parody of him on HBO---there was no one around to explain the jokes to him.
*** Gay activists in California, as part of their campaign against Proposition Eight, are mounting a production of Seven Grooms for Seven Brothers.
*** Meanwhile, those who favor legalizing of bestiality are putting on their own production: Seven Grooms for Seven Horses.
*** Treasury Secretary Tim Geithner, asked why the government's plan to buy up toxic mortgages and resell them should be any more successful than when tried by the Bush administration, responded, "We're throwing in coupons to Family Dollar, ten cases of Macaroni and Cheese and a hybrid scooter with each purchase!"
*** Monsters vs. Aliens?? I guess Predators were eliminated in the semi-finals.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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