Merrily We Roll Them Long

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:
"Woman Busted for breast-feeding while driving"---okay, this could have been better worded.

*** My wife and I have had a Yard Sale for the the last 5 weeks---so far no one wants to buy our yard! I mean , we're gettin' tired of mowin' the damn thing!!

*** Obama 's really trying to sell his new tax plans. He was quoted as saying, "All Itemizings Must Go!"

*** I think there'd be less chance of dam collapse tragedies if they had a Reservoir Tip.

*** My wife said I'm pigheaded. Man, she really oinks me off sometimes.

*** Boy, our house's furniture is growing scarce. We haveto tell guests we're minimalists.

*** Afghanistan, Pakistan, Uzbekistan, Kazakistan, Custerslaststan... there's more Stans over there than at a Laurel and Hardy convention.

*** I read that actress Debra Messing is a strenouous opponent of the Flat Tax.