It Can't Be Love Because I Paid $200

*** Swimmer Michael Phelps said that since he's given up pot, he feels like a "fish outta bongwater".

*** I read the masochists' favorite love song is "Someone to Walk Over Me".

*** If a cyborg catches a cold should you give it Robot Tussin?

*** That show The Biggest Loser is really living off the fat of the land.

*** I sent Obama an e-mail yesterday asking for my bailout money--- I didn't appreciate his writing back, "You must have a lot of audacity to hope for such a ridiculous thing."

*** On her first diplomatic jaunt, to Asia, Hillary's so far doing a bang up job ...yeah, North Korea yesterday threatened to bang up South Korea, and Madame Secretary only got there two days ago.

*** Bill Clinton was asked how he felt about his wife being on the opposite side of the world. "Top of the world!!" he said.

*** Norman Bates was a motel keeper / murderer.

*** Actually, I can feel some sympathy for the "Psycho" killer---I mean, what if you had to grow up being constantly introduced as Master Bates?

*** Incidentally, I read that friends of actor Martin Balsam warned him that taking that part would be "several steps backwards".

*** Will Ferrell's and Alfred Hitchcock' s film appearances are sort of diametrically opposite. With Ferrell there's only one brief scene he doesn't appear in.