Tuesday's on the Phone to Me

*** In the early days of testing Rogaine, a scientist asked a test group, "Has Anybody Here Seen Hair Again?"

*** Recently on Jeopardy a contestant gave a response so stupid that Alex Trebek said, "I won't dignify that answer with a question!"

*** I once had a job were I had to put in so much overtime that I quit before it ended in Sudden Death.

*** I wouldnt say that TV doctor, "House" is a curmudgeon, but he makes one long for the gentle bedside manner of Josef Mengele

*** Our friends are having problems with their new dog, an Afghan. He keeps chasing his Taliban.

*** I'm all for calling discount pest control, but this guy showed up at the door with a rolled up magazine!

*** I lost one of my shoes but I guess a half a loafer is better than none.

*** I warned my challenged Indian cousin not to go out in the rain wearing his water moccasins.

*** My alkie uncle always had words of wisdom. "If the world gives you the lemon, make a Whiskey Sour"