*** There's a self-help group for people addicted to Hitchcock films. It's a 39-Step Program.
*** Okay, "Sweeney Todd", a musical about a bloody murdering barber---how did Rodgers and Hammerstein miss this one??
*** A Salvation Army Clothes Distributor---a man who gives you the shirt off someone else's back.
*** My wife told me, "You're not the man I married!" I said, "Well, how soon can we get him back here??"
*** A TV news program had a segment on "Guilt"---I felt guilty for not watching it.
*** When I was a kid, I asked my mother what guilt was.. She said, "You don't know what guilt is?? You should be ashamed!!"
*** My mother had me tied to her apron strings. Boy, was I a mess by the end of supper!!
*** Does the new senator from Minnesota drink beer out of a Franken Stein?
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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