*** Singer Donovan said he finally 'caught the wind' when he attended a bean roast with his musicians.
*** I old my sister that the camera puts ten pounds on you. She said, "What? These little digital ones??"
*** I was surprised to see that so many young women today are knowledgeable about the European Union. Whenever I come near they go, "E U!"
*** I tried starting an "Overachievers Anonymous" group, but they kept insisting on at least 36 steps!
*** My grandnephew is one of those child prodigies. I asked his mother if he might want some Play-Doh for his birthday and she said, "Oh, well he's already read 'The Republic'"!
*** Okay, I think I've been ripped off.. Would a genuine Rolex have a velcro band?
*** I still like that horse I picked at the track yesterday---I mean, it took seven horses to beat him!
*** Now I know why they call some films "High Concept" in Hollywood. oh yeah, somebody definitely was high!
*** When my son told me he was raking in the dough, I didn't know he was working in a bakery.
*** It is a little known fact that poet W.B. Yeats had a brother named Rowdy.
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
1 comment:
You actually made up a joke about Donovan, a man who once said that Superman or Green Lantern ain't got nothing on him.
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