When you Walk Thru a Storm---Your Car's Probably Been Repoed.

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:

"Obama advisers say plan would create 3.5 million new jobs"---Okay, so after they hire the tax collectors, what then?

"Will Ferrell says his Bush on Broadway will surprise"---Oh, is he in "Oh Calcutta"?
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*** Those Cialys commercials say if you have an erection lasting more than 8 hours, tell your doctor. Hey, I'm tellin' everyone!

*** My uncle was admitted to the hospital with severe dizzy spells---he was told he'd be up and around in no time.

*** My grandfather ran a pencil factory---he always was telling his employees to "get the lead out!"

*** Just for kicks we went to see a psychic---I must say I was impressed with her first prediction, "You will leave here $50 poorer!"

*** It figures that my flatulent uncle's favorite song is Billy Joel's "Don't Forget Your Second Wind".

*** My sister told me she thinks our cousin must have been taking LSD in the Sixties. "He tells me he keeps having acid reflux!"

*** Ever notice that when you do a transaction on the phone, they make you say very slowly your account information, ask you to confirm it after they slowly repeat it--- but when they give you the confirmation number they say it so fast you can't get it down. Hmmm...

*** I have one of those work-at-home computer jobs. I send e-mails to try and scam people in Nigeria.