Thursday, January 22, 2009

Chicken Soup for the Souls of Dummies

*** I saw Pauly Shore on "Dancing With the Stars"---I forget which star he was dancing with.

*** I don't know why the Pope got so upset over the "The DaVinci Code". Personally, I don't think the author had a plot to epistle in.

*** An author working on a novel on global warming describes it as an "Al-a-Gorey".

*** My promiscuous niece, already a member in good standing with the Mile-High- Club, has stared the Two-Mile-High through Eight-Mile-High Clubs.

*** I'm so clumsy I once tripped over a cordless phone.

*** As the world waits in eager anticipation, The Academy of Motion Pictures is desperately searching for 5 movies good enough to put up for Best Picture of 2008.

*** My sister complained that she went to see "Notorious", thinking it was a revival of Hitchcock's film, which she had never seen.
"I didn't know Hitchcock made a film about an obese rap singer!!" she said.

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