Friday, January 23, 2009

How Green Was My Valium

*** As to the lack of comments under my daily blogs, I only have this to say, "No Comment."

*** My aunt told me that she performed the Hemlock Maneuver on my uncle. I said, "Don't you mean the Heimlich Maneuver?" She said, "No...I was trying to poison the bastard!"

*** That Benjamin Button film, I hear was inspired by the Dylan line, "I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now."

*** Spyware---isn't that a trenchcoat and a magnifying class?

*** Am I the only one who's wondering about the US Airways' passengers' luggage? After being in the Hudson, that's gonna be one evil smellin' baggage carousel. If it's ruined, they probably have an airtight court case.

*** My wife said she feels like she's suffocating. I told her, "Darling, those sleep masks are supposed to have a mouth hole!"

*** I wouldn't say that VP Joe Biden looks like he's gonna be a loose cannon, but I read Obama is having a special ramrod made to shove down his mouth.

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