Wednesday, January 21, 2009

Freezing My Assets Off

*** Someone asked me, "Didya see 'Saw'"? I said, "Sure, when I was a kid."

*** I wouldn't say it was cold during one of the NFL playoff games, but the coach thanked the players for the "warm-me-up" after they dumped ice-cold Gatorade on him.

*** That funny guy who started on "The Daily Show" is such a success now, someone's writing a book about him, "The Road to Mo Rocca".

*** Adam Sandler has a film production company. See "Book of Revelations 17:41" .

*** John Lennon said, "Everything is the opposite of what it is." I'm opposed to this idea.

*** I always stock up on "Bromide-Seltzer" before Inauguration and State of the Union addresses.

*** Sources report, after extensive analysis, that whatever that was Aretha Franklin sang at the inauguration was "America the Beautiful".

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