*** I can hardly wait for mid-season when ABC said they will introduce a new series, "America's Topless Model".
*** Sarah Palin told Matt Lauer that she believes God will open a door to her future---Gosh, I hope it's not on the fuselage of an in-flight airplane.
*** Obama stated that one of his first acts as President will be to recommend that U.N peacekeeping forces be sent to "The View".
*** The Indian Television Network has announced the debut of a new soap opera, "467 Lives to Live."
*** According to news analysts, the war in the Congo is mainly about a resource essential to the making of cell phones. Semi-literate teenagers??
*** Star Jones is said to be a very down-to-earth, modest person. She insists people call her by her first name.
*** The patriotic atheist's favorite song is "Hmmmm Bless America".
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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"America's Topless Model", huh? What's so great about a girl without a head?"
Oh, I don't know--Henry the VIII seemed to fancy them.
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