Tuesday, November 11, 2008

A Tale Told By an Idiot

*** I swear, my sister!! She asked me if Paula Deen had a TV show and I told her how to find it. Later she calls me back and says the show must have been canceled because it said, Paula's Home Cooking!!

*** George Bush said that he brought President-Elect Obama up to speed at their White House meeting--- However Obama protested, "I stopped doin' that stuff a long time ago!"

*** As has been surmised for years now, President Bush admitted he is a "dry drunk", limiting himself to only Dry Martinis.

*** As the Automobile giants faced extinction, they have announced they are merging and will re-tool for the manufacture of a cheaper, more gas economical car: the 2009 Geo-Metro-Pinto-Vega.

*** A remorseful ex-Federal Reserve Chairman Alan Greenspan has just finished his new book, "My Bad!"

*** An enterprising jewelry company, forseeing the shortage of consumer cash to buy presents this Christmas is marketing the perfect yuletide gift, an ornately designed pendant fashioned from a lump of coal.

*** The saying goes, "Starve a cold and feed a fever."---Okay, I gotta cold and high fever---I don't know what the hell to do!

*** Every Thanksgiving always reminds me of a recovering addict---for some time after it's cold turkey!

1 comment:

Author Joe Dyson said...

Love Alan Greenspan's new novel, "My Bad".

Still another book that YOU won't buy.