One Man, Three Votes!

*** I voted "No" on Proposition "Yes" and "Yes" on "Preparation H".

*** This will mark the tenth time I've voted for president---I just hope the election officials don't find out!.

*** It seemed like yesterday that I pulled the lever for Jimmy Carter in 1976. We supporters were known as Carter's Little Lever Pals.

*** I voted for a guy for county commissioner because I liked his campaign slogan. "The Job Needs Jim Bailey, and Jim Bailey Needs the Job!"

*** I voted for one guy running for sheriff because of his promise that he would bring prostitutes to their knees.

*** I also voted for one guy for new Superintendant of Schools. I like the way he handles a mop and bucket!

*** A corrupt, but altruistic candidate running for County Treasurer won my favor by promising to "spread the graft around!"

*** Some of these amendments are worded in a very confusing way. For example, "This amendment proposes the establishment of ad hoc committees to investigate whether new amendments should be investigated by new committees."

*** I usually vote down party lines. "What's your sign", "Do you come here often?", and "My mother's name is Matilda" definitely have to go!

*** When I finished casting my ballot they gave me a sticker that said, "I voted!"---it's a good thing too, because I'm getting awfully absent-minded!