*** I accidentally put my denture in with Super Glue. Great, now I gotta brush my false teeth.
*** Walt Disney's fame grew through word of mouse.
*** Disney World---the first Man Trap built by a mouse.
*** No, I had to explain to my dumb friend---being a race track tout doesn't entitle you to a Handicapped Parking Space!
*** That academically-challenged delegate had to go to Electoral Community College.
*** George Bush graciously invited president-elect Obama to the White House, but insisted he use the service entrance.
*** As John McCain bid goodbye to Sarah Palin after the election he thanked her for the case of Alaskan Crabs.
***I wouldn't say that high school marching band was bad, but locals refer to them as the Baton Death March!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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Actually, Bush's invitation to Obama promised that he's get him to the beginning of the Tour line.
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