*** One of the things that sucks about being out of work is you don't get to say "Thank God It's Friday."
*** The new "Journey to the Center of the Earth" may have been in 3-D, but the characters are one-dimensional.
*** The Who have re-written a line for the Obama presidency, "Meet the new boss, same as the boss before the last one!"
*** I wouldn't say Obama's administration may look like Clinton's, but we may have to look forward to his reply in a future investigation, "It all depends what your definition of 'be' be!"
*** It's never a good sign for your computer's longevity when it starts singing "Daisy."
*** Regis Philbin's autobiography is called, "I'm Only One Man"---let us give thanks!!
*** In an intimate interview, Bill Clinton was asked how Hillary compared to Monica Lewinsky erotically, "Close, but no cigar!" he said.
*** A sympathetic new biography of Henry the VIII, called "16th Century Kevorkian". theorizes that the reason he had so many of his wives decapitated was that they were always complaining of headaches.
*** Another revisionist historian is claiming that Russia's cruelest czar got bad PR. It's all explained in his new book, "Ivan the Often Disagreeable".
The scholar also claims that after her husband, Peter the Great, died, Catherine tried to console herself by looking for great Peters. He also demolished the myth that Catherine had sex with a horse, claiming, "they were just good friends!"
*** Erstwhile presidential hopeful John Edwards is being referred to as "The man who slept his way to the bottom".
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
2 comments:
OBAMA PRESIDENCY
Alas, your witty comments seem to be true.
At least we finally know his definition of "Change".
CHANGE one Wall Street puppet for another.
CHANGE the war in Iraq to Afghanistan.
CHANGE the current corrupt administration for the old corrupt administration.
I think I'll start doing Political Psychic Predictions on my site... I doubt I could go wrong!
Funny, funny stuff as always and folks wait till you see this guy in DOCTOR WHAT 4!
A gem of a tour de force matched only by his huge panache, which unfortunately didn't make it to the final cut because he'd left his fly open!
Derek Taylor Shayne
Wit, Raconteur and All Round Good Egg with Bitchy Tendencies Toward the End of the Month
Of all the praises and plaudits I've ever had , yours has been the MOST RECENT!!
Actually I suffer from Panache Envy.
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