Cheep Trills!

THIS IS NEWS TO ME:•
*** Al-Qaida's No. 2 leader insults Obama in new audio message---who knew he was a Republican?•

"Dems make gains as longest-serving GOP senator loses seat"---oh someone will find it for him in the slammer.

"Lean Cuisine recalls dinners after plastic found in meals"---may give a whole new meaning to 'plastic surgery.'"

"Indian navy sinks suspected pirate 'mother ship'" (AP) ---that was the plot of a movie I once saw in a weird dream
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*** Well, our dicey local food market's in the news again---it was shut down by the rats!

*** I wouldn't say Emeril the Chef is getting a big head but he's threatened to shut down the Board of Health!

*** From all reports CEO's are enjoying the big bailout---especially the part when it opens into Golden Parachutes.

*** There was one embarrassing moment when Laura Bush was showing Michelle Obama the White House closets---Condoleezza Rice was in one of them!