*** In the sports page there's the story of the geek turned boxer---he won all his matches by technical knock-outs!
*** I think some of my early difficulties in my teaching career may have resulted from warning my students, "Don't you raise your hands to me!!"
*** As a teacher I was in the D.R.O.P. program---I taught till I dropped!
*** I asked my wife what she thought of my 6-pack abs---she said, Oh, that's what you call a beer belly!"***
*** Sarah Palin oxymoronically says she 's on a "team of mavericks"---must have been written by the same genius speech writer that had Obama talking about 'trickle down turning into trickle UP'.
*** Witnesses at O.J.'s trial said they were sickened by his jokes on the golf course about how he once "got holes in two!"
*** A friend asked me if I remembered the first time I had sex---I said sure---I just can't remember the last time!
*** My wife got me a present she said she promised would enhance my sexual performance---a trickle-charger!
*** New Age fads---snake oil to the sound of sitars.
*** My friend's such a pothead---all doughnuts to him are glazed.
*** That Sarah Palin is no MENSA candidate---she was asked if she's been to Anchorage---she said, "No, we have our own private dock!"
*** That McCain is old---I hear at meals he eats dessert first!
The One Liners #365
16 years ago
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