News and Views

*** It's just one failed business venture after another---I created a new soap, "Jewish Summer".
*** Psychiatrist--a past-control expert.

*** I asked told my ditzy sister, no, she didn't have to steal a dozen eggs to make poached eggs!

*** Splinter Group---a Japanese track team.

*** Church Service---a collective sigh of belief!

*** My idea of "comfort food" is anything that doesn't cause nausea or the cramps.

*** Sarah Palin attacked Barack Obama's loyalties when she heard he dined at The Red Lobster.
*** "Good Sex with Dr. Ruth"?---umm, I don't think so.

*** My doctor is no brainiac---he's trying to gain fame by performing the first appendix-transplant!
This is news to me:
Dow sinks 514 points as recession warnings grow louder--yeah, but what does E.F. Hutton say?

• Long early voting lines challenge election officials --and believe me , those election officials are challenged already.


• House GOP leader asks Bush to cut off ACORN funds---you mean we were giving them seed money?•

Scientists discover Scotch tape emits X-rays ---Well of course everybody knows...WHAT???!!

• India's mission to the moon brings celebration, concern---they may have to re-think that Nehru Spacesuit.

• 'Captain Kirk' upset over 'Sulu' not inviting him to wedding--- wait a minute---is this episide #43 or something?